A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER
WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM
AND SAID "BOSS THIS MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR
GARAGE DOOR?"

THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS
OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK
HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP HE ZIPPED UP AND
REMEMBERING WHAT HIS
SECRETARY HAS TOLD HIM, FINALLY UNDERSTOOD. THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT
OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE FROM HIS SECRETARY. WHEN HE REACHED HER
DESK, HE SAID
"WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID YOU SEE MY Hummer PARKED IN
THERE?" THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID:

"NO BOSS I DIDN'T, ALL I SAW WAS A MINI VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES"

haha.....that was too cute!

that is funny

good one

thats just mean, poor guy. LOL

yeah to bad for that guy

oh man!!!!!!!!!!!

good one

cute

too funny