A gentleman at dinner asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman sitting alone at another table.


The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, This is from the gentleman seated over there, indicating the sender.


She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the
man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took
the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.


The note read: For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.


After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to
the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.



It read: For your information, I have a Ferrari 360 Spyder,
an Aston Martin DB9, a Mercedes SL600 and a Porsche Turbo
in my garages. I have over twenty million dollars in my bank
account, but, not even for a woman as beautiful as you; would
I cut two inches off! Just send the bottle back.

oh, that's bad!!

DUMB *ITCH

niiice

She deserved that! I love it!