Wed 05/14/08 11:09 AM
A biker was riding a long the California coast line, when the clouds opend and God spoke from Heaven and said,"Because you have tried to be faithful in all your ways, I am going to grant you one wish."

So the biker pulled over and thought about it, and said, "Build bridge from here to Hawaii, so I can ride over anytime I want."

God Said, "It is disapointing that your request is so blantaly selfish and materialistic, think of the enourmous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports would have to reach the bottom of the pacific...the Concrete and steel it would take...It would nearly exaust several of the planet's natural resources. I CAN do it, of course, but it is hard for me to justify using so many of the Earth's much-needed resources for such a task. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me.

"The biker thought about it for a long time, Finally he said, "God, what I would really like is to be able to understand my wife. I want to be able to know how she feels inside, what she is thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, and what she means when she says nothing is wrong. I want to know how to truly understand a woman and make her happy."

God replied, "So, do you want two lanes of four lanes on that bridge?"

that was good!!!!!!!

that was great..lol

Welcome to the forums!

Loved it!

Welcome to the zoo!

For a newbie, that was funny as he**. I had to send that to a couple of friends, thanks!!!

good joke ther bud,,hope u got more like that for th forums

Ha ha... Nice one Nathan!!