*Don't squat with your spurs on.
*Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
*Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
*The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
*If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
*If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
*It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
*The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
*Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
*If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
*Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
*Always drink upstream from the herd.
*Generally, you ain't learnin' nothin' when your mouth's a jawin'
*Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions.
*If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
*Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
*When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
*When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
*Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.