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Topic: No More Child Support
Amberdee29045 Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 1729	Tue 05/13/08 05:35 PM
I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother's house and tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression that's on her face." So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was really anxious to hear what she had to say and what she looked like.. As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?" "She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy, and to watch the expression on your face.

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Tue 05/13/08 05:36 PM


link97my Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 6798	Tue 05/13/08 05:36 PM Edited by link97my on Tue 05/13/08 05:37 PM
What a *itch

hauveralan Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 2827	Tue 05/13/08 05:36 PM
damn women

irad8you Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 8261	Tue 05/13/08 05:37 PM
i have 6 months left on my daughter and she is coming to live with me

link97my Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 6798	Tue 05/13/08 05:39 PM
i have 6 months left on my daughter and she is coming to live with me Congrates and your so lucky

Sassier2u Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 1024	Tue 05/13/08 05:40 PM
i have 6 months left on my daughter and she is coming to live with me Good For you I am excited for you

irad8you Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 8261	Tue 05/13/08 05:40 PM
i have 6 months left on my daughter and she is coming to live with me Congrates and your so lucky yes i am, she is my best friend.

jonny63 Joined Sat 03/08/08 Posts: 5229	Tue 05/13/08 05:41 PM


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dontriph03 Joined Fri 03/28/08 Posts: 3	Tue 05/13/08 05:44 PM
congrats man

mssilverfox Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 10529	Tue 05/13/08 05:44 PM
i have 6 months left on my daughter and she is coming to live with me You're a lucky man, congrats!

SolitaryMan52402 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 21147	Tue 05/13/08 05:45 PM
i have 6 months left on my daughter and she is coming to live with me Glad to hear the good news, I raised my last 2 daughters in there teenage years. You are in for an experience LOL

Kravynn Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 1513	Tue 05/13/08 05:45 PM
Ahhhh haaaaaa. That was funny.

Queene123 Joined Tue 06/26/07 Posts: 17056	Tue 05/13/08 05:48 PM
if i would had my daughter dad raise her, im sure that his mom would had taken over instead, as she raised his niece.... and he could had taken her by indian rights, but he didnt

jb1524 Joined Tue 05/13/08 Posts: 4	Tue 05/13/08 06:14 PM
Gawd! I hope that wasn't true..... kids no matter what age shouldn't be put in the middle.... if that was a funny.... it was funny...! ****a side note.. though I was pretty damned sure my daughter was my daughter... I got the paternity test before going to court to prove I was her daddy and that I want to exercise my right to have my fair share of input in raising my daughter. if knowing my daughter daughter has everything she needs... then what little money we give 'to the enemy' is worth it. If you think your paying too much.. you should have had a better lawyer or done it yourself. $80 dinner $150 for Drinks oh.. wait... you opted out for the $1.89 condom $70,000 child support in liew of a drug store condom 18 years of putting up with the hot knocked up chic you just had to do... but ain't so cute anymore! PRICELESS!!!!