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Inmates who don't flush after eating chili for lunch.
Inmates who look like the sperm used to conceive them was 100% steroids. Coming up with one too many during a head count. Having to break up a fight in the shower. Being asked to be the bridesmaid when two inmates tie the knot. Recognizing the newest inmate as your proctologist. The fact that inmates get more cable channels than you do at home. Having a new neighbor move in next door who looks wa-a-a-y too familiar. Being on a first-name basis with a serial sex killer. Finding a hole in your glove after completing a body cavity search. Learning that your mother just announced her engagement to # 93A44274.  
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An inmate who tries shaking your hand after you know what he just finished doing in his cell.
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