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Topic: Worst date fo paux
Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Mon 05/12/08 03:20 PM
Blind date mind you: Walked in after the date, sat down to the TV. Iof course sat next to also beside him but no where close. He leaned back and said and I quote: "I paid, now you need love on me baby" And meant it with all seriousness. He was promptly asked to leave and never return. omfg, i think yours trumps them all. "love on me baby" that's hilarious. Well I haven't told my "stroke the hair guy" story, it's fairly close.

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Mon 05/12/08 03:21 PM
This one girl met me at a local sports bar in a prom dress. It went downhill from there. Did you bring the pigs blood? Come to think of it, she did look a little like Sissy Spacek. Although her name was Julie......and believe me, the prom dress was nothing. This chick was psycho. But I enjoyed the "date". Gave me a story to laugh about.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 05/12/08 03:21 PM
date one ..told me i was wrong on everything..i walked out after an hour date two..was a plumber who hadnt even washed his hands by the looks of it and then proceded to tell me crap jokes date three ..was a guy so far up his own arse he didnt even notice me walk away to the loos//i left him there chatting to his own reflection date four..spent the entire date talking to my breasts date five ..tried to stick his tongue down my ear at the cinama ..yuk Ohhh, poor Debbie. That's awful - five times.

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Mon 05/12/08 03:23 PM
Fax paus I'm a crappy speller what can I say??? all good, Lily Or is it faux pas? I'm confused now

DebbieJT Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 10329	Mon 05/12/08 03:23 PM
date one ..told me i was wrong on everything..i walked out after an hour date two..was a plumber who hadnt even washed his hands by the looks of it and then proceded to tell me crap jokes date three ..was a guy so far up his own arse he didnt even notice me walk away to the loos//i left him there chatting to his own reflection date four..spent the entire date talking to my breasts date five ..tried to stick his tongue down my ear at the cinama ..yuk Ohhh, poor Debbie. That's awful - five times. lol theres more hun but would take all year..

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Mon 05/12/08 03:23 PM
Fax paus Faux pas....just sayin.

dae11x Joined Thu 10/25/07 Posts: 1554	Mon 05/12/08 03:24 PM
Blind date mind you: Walked in after the date, sat down to the TV. Iof course sat next to also beside him but no where close. He leaned back and said and I quote: "I paid, now you need love on me baby" And meant it with all seriousness. He was promptly asked to leave and never return. omfg, i think yours trumps them all. "love on me baby" that's hilarious. Yep. That is the best one. Who comes up with that kind of crap?

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Mon 05/12/08 03:25 PM
Met someone off here that had average on their profile, and said they enjoyed hiking. Well, when she showed up, she was about 200 lbs heavier than average. Like a good sport, I sugguested hiking anyway! Met someone on here, that hasn't been the person in their picture for two years or better! Didn't find out until I drove an hour and a half to meet them. After I was nearly molested, she asked if I was planning on staying the night!

EtherealEmbers Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 6580	Mon 05/12/08 03:28 PM
It's funny when people don't know how to spell the word they correct good catch Romeo Hmm. I've had SO many! The one that sticks out most recently (which I think I've mentioned) was the guy who on a 1st date tells me in graphic detail about a threesome he had once. So I went into graphic detail about STDs. Shut him up in 2 seconds flat.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Mon 05/12/08 03:31 PM
It's funny when people don't know how to spell the word they correct good catch Romeo Hmm. I've had SO many! The one that sticks out most recently (which I think I've mentioned) was the guy who on a 1st date tells me in graphic detail about a threesome he had once. So I went into graphic detail about STDs. Shut him up in 2 seconds flat. OMG who does that??? Did he think you were next in line?

EtherealEmbers Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 6580	Mon 05/12/08 03:34 PM
I'm thinking only a mooncalf would do that. (That's my new word from earlier.) lol Yes, he was hoping. Oddly enough, he didn't cuss me out when I emailed him later to thank him for the date and tell him we just weren't compatible. I suggested he find a girl that would happily put out right away and he agreed.

justme32 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1515	Mon 05/12/08 03:34 PM
This was not a date, but more like an introduction and getting to know one another. He offered me pot. Yuck.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 05/12/08 03:41 PM
This was not a date, but more like an introduction and getting to know one another. He offered me pot. Yuck. At least he shares!

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Mon 05/12/08 03:43 PM
This was not a date, but more like an introduction and getting to know one another. He offered me pot. Yuck. At least he shares! That's a great quality... Much like the East Cleveland police officer that wanted to do coke on my living room table....

justme32 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1515	Mon 05/12/08 03:47 PM
This was not a date, but more like an introduction and getting to know one another. He offered me pot. Yuck. At least he shares! That isn't all he shared. If you ask me I think he shares too much.

lizardking19 Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 1278	Mon 05/12/08 03:50 PM Edited by lizardking19 on Mon 05/12/08 03:50 PM
I once went 2 movie with a girl i had been communicating with on another site who had neglected to tell me she was 3 and half feet tall! Im not shallow but hugging her (which i did when the movie was over) made me feel like a sex offender! And y the hell do people go on dates to movies at all? u dont talk 2 eachother, u completely ignore eachother! Is it early preperation for marriage?