Topic: Dictionary for womens personal adds.
uk1971's photo
Sun 05/11/08 04:40 PM
40-ish.................................49
Adventurous.............Slept with all your mates
Athletic............................No tits
Average looking..............Has A face like an Ass
Beautiful..................Pathological liar
Contagious smile............Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist.............................Fat
Free spirit........................Junkie
Friendship first...............Former sl*t
Fun..........................Annoying
Gentle............................Dull
New Age..................Body hair problems
Open minded........................Desperate
Outgoing.............loud and embarrassing
Passionate...................Sloppy drunk
Poet...................Depressive
Professional..................B!tch
Romantic......................Frigid
Voluptuous...................Very fat
Large lady................Hugely fat
Wants sole mate.................Stalker
Widow......................Murderer

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therooster's photo
Sun 05/11/08 04:42 PM
that's F-in funny

chriserwalk032786's photo
Sun 05/11/08 04:44 PM
laugh

I'll use this when I read someone's site.

Fanta46's photo
Sun 05/11/08 04:46 PM
You are a brave man UK...

laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Sun 05/11/08 04:50 PM
Wow! You should get some feedback from a few women on this one! That was TO funny. :-)

no photo
Sun 05/11/08 04:54 PM
nailed it

Kravynn's photo
Sun 05/11/08 04:58 PM
Thank god I dont think I have any of those in my profile. Im too freaking honest to try to fudge the truth.