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Topic: THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
izzynavi Joined Sat 11/11/06 Posts: 840	Sun 05/11/08 07:03 AM
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain. Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

cplichristmd Joined Sat 11/03/07 Posts: 1557	Sun 05/11/08 07:04 AM
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain. Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. killler cool

lifestooshort6 Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 6667	Sun 05/11/08 07:07 AM


robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Sun 05/11/08 07:13 AM
good one

SKPCG Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 14708	Sun 05/11/08 07:14 AM


sandnpearls Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 125	Sun 05/11/08 07:17 AM


Sassier2u Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 1024	Sun 05/11/08 07:19 AM
I like it

boneyjoe Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 6196	Sun 05/11/08 07:20 AM
very good

snowangel2 Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 3798	Sun 05/11/08 07:28 AM


agate763 Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 511	Sun 05/11/08 10:59 AM


rainysky39 Joined Sun 01/20/08 Posts: 4071	Sun 05/11/08 07:19 PM
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. They made a joke about my ex? ROFL

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