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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 77 | |
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 I dont fry my chicken.....I shake and bake!!
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Popeye greens????
Of course! If I cant get Polk salad... 
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Poke Salad Annie
Poke Salad Annie Everybody said it was a shame Cause her mama was a workin on the chain gang I mean, vicious Her daddy was lazy and no count Claimed he had a bad back And all her brothers were fit for Was stealin watermelons out of my truck patch Poke Salad Annie The gators got your granny Everybody said it was a shame Cause her mama was a workin on the chain gang A wretched, spiteful ( (?)) Every day 'fore suppertime She'd go down by the truck patch And pick her a mess o' poke salad And carry it home in a tote sack Poke Salad Annie The gators got your granny Everybody said it was a shame Cause her Mama was a workin on the chain gang Sock a little poke salad to me You know I need me a mess of it Sock a little poke Sock a little ah ah ah Sock a little oh oh oh Sock a little ah ah ah ah ah ah Poke Salad Annie Poke Salad Annie The gators got your granny Poke Salad Annie Poke Salad Annie The gators got your granny |
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Dear diary.....Ive decided to send Fanta to England so he can learn the english language before he shows up in my country!!!
 <-----has no idea what fanta just said!! 
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Dear diary.....Ive decided to send Fanta to England so he can learn the english language before he shows up in my country!!! <-----has no idea what fanta just said!!
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Elvis!!!
It begins with these words spoken!! If some of ya'll never been down South too much... I'm gonna tell you a little bit about this, So that you'll understand what I'm talking about Down there we have a plant That grows out in the woods and the fields, Looks somethin' like a turnip green. Everybody calls it Poke salad. Poke salad. Used to know a girl that lived down there and she'd go out in the evenings and pick a mess of it... Carry it home and cook it for supper, 'Cause that's about all they had to eat, But they did all right. |
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Dear Diary;
I STILL CAN'T SLEEP! AND I'VE BEEN UP FOR ALMOST 24 HOURS! This whole weekend is just stupid beyond the limits of stupid, its like nothing good has happened, only every single thing that could go wrong did, and i'll prolly end up paying out the ass for it in the end EVEN THO I'M TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING!. 
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Fanta......What are your coordinates???
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DD--somebody are talking food!!!--now that i'm hungry--i'm gonna go to my kitchen and see----------
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Dear Diary; I STILL CAN'T SLEEP! AND I'VE BEEN UP FOR ALMOST 24 HOURS! This whole weekend is just stupid beyond the limits of stupid, its like nothing good has happened, only every single thing that could go wrong did, and i'll prolly end up paying out the ass for it in the end EVEN THO I'M TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING!. |
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DD--somebody are talking food!!!--now that i'm hungry--i'm gonna go to my kitchen and see----------
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Dear Diary; I STILL CAN'T SLEEP! AND I'VE BEEN UP FOR ALMOST 24 HOURS! This whole weekend is just stupid beyond the limits of stupid, its like nothing good has happened, only every single thing that could go wrong did, and i'll prolly end up paying out the ass for it in the end EVEN THO I'M TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING!. Those suggestions didn't work
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Fanta......What are your coordinates??? Take a right at the third big Oak tree, Go over two hills, and turn left just pat the farmer joes pig barn! Go about fo more miles and when you see the bucket settin on a stump, thats my mailbox. and your there! Bring a jug........ |
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Dear Diary; I STILL CAN'T SLEEP! AND I'VE BEEN UP FOR ALMOST 24 HOURS! This whole weekend is just stupid beyond the limits of stupid, its like nothing good has happened, only every single thing that could go wrong did, and i'll prolly end up paying out the ass for it in the end EVEN THO I'M TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING!. Those suggestions didn't work
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Fanta......What are your coordinates??? Take a right at the third big Oak tree, Go over two hills, and turn left just pat the farmer joes pig barn! Go about fo more miles and when you see the bucket settin on a stump, thats my mailbox. and your there! Bring a jug........ nO where on the map are you?? left right up down?
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Like i said, i just have ME and no truck. Theres nothing i can do
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Like i said, i just have ME and no truck. Theres nothing i can do |
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From where?
You? SSE.. In the toe of NC! Asheville, NC!! |
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From where? You? SSE.. In the toe of NC! Asheville, NC!!
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