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Topic: crackers and toast.
darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Thu 05/08/08 10:18 PM Edited by darkowl1 on Thu 05/08/08 10:19 PM
(((((Owl))))) I would never kick you out of my bed for eating toast, crackers or anything else crumby we will just keep the vaccumme handy to suck em up... omg!!!! what if my thing gets caught in the vacumn cleaner!!! that would suck!!!!

FireOfThePhoenix Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 14098	Thu 05/08/08 10:19 PM
Can you make s'mores in bed? Use marshmallow creme unless you wanna roast your marshmallows over a candle

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Thu 05/08/08 10:19 PM
(((((Owl))))) I would never kick you out of my bed for eating toast, crackers or anything else crumby we will just keep the vaccumme handy to suck em up... omg!!!! what if my thing gets caught in the vacumn cleaner!!! that would suck!!!! Literally!

jenleah32 Joined Sat 09/22/07 Posts: 4577	Thu 05/08/08 10:20 PM
(((((Owl))))) I would never kick you out of my bed for eating toast, crackers or anything else crumby we will just keep the vaccumme handy to suck em up... omg!!!! what if my thing gets caught in the vacumn cleaner!!! that would suck!!!! I'll just turn it off...ooops sorry that was high...OMG the lever is stuck it won't shut off quick unplug it...

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Thu 05/08/08 10:20 PM
Can you make s'mores in bed? Use marshmallow creme unless you wanna roast your marshmallows over a candle no roasting balls, i mean nuts over a candle.

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Thu 05/08/08 10:21 PM
How about no roasting balls or nuts period, TYVM.

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Thu 05/08/08 10:22 PM
too late, my penis is gone.... hey let's go for ice cream instead, i'll put my wenis on later.

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Thu 05/08/08 10:23 PM
Is that detachable?

jenleah32 Joined Sat 09/22/07 Posts: 4577	Thu 05/08/08 10:25 PM
too late, my penis is gone.... hey let's go for ice cream instead, i'll put my wenis on later. The best bj you ever had huh?? Sorry (((V)))

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Thu 05/08/08 10:25 PM
Is that detachable? yeah....it fell in the snow, and i had to dig after it, but it was melting the snow faster than i could dig.....oh wait....that was a dream i had when i was little.

TheShadow Joined Sun 08/13/06 Posts: 14218	Thu 05/08/08 10:26 PM
which is more annoying in bed,...... toast!!!!!!dammit.the crumbs are scratchier!!!! smaller, and you can't brush them out!!!! aaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!! Sand

jenleah32 Joined Sat 09/22/07 Posts: 4577	Thu 05/08/08 10:26 PM
Is that detachable? No I sucked it off...er the vaccume did...

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Thu 05/08/08 10:27 PM
too late, my penis is gone.... hey let's go for ice cream instead, i'll put my wenis on later. The best bj you ever had huh?? Sorry (((V))) then what would i be nicknamed....vinny-hoover???

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Thu 05/08/08 10:28 PM
Is that detachable? No I sucked it off...er the vaccume did... I guess the more important question would be - How come I don't have you on speed dial?

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Thu 05/08/08 10:29 PM Edited by darkowl1 on Thu 05/08/08 10:31 PM
there's a man that got caught using that to get off, and got caught by his sister, and got the nickname...billy hoo. or billy hoover. it was a small town too....he stayed.......man, i would have been gone>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>