Before Marriage, a conversation goes like this:

Him- ahhh... at last!! I can hardly wait!
Her- Do you want me to leave?
Him- NO!! Don't even think about it
Her- Do you Love me?
Him- Of Course!! I always have and I always will
Her- Have you ever cheated on me?
Him- NO! Why are you even asking?
Her- Will you kiss me?
Him- Every chance i get
Her- Will you hit me?
Him- Hell no!! Are you crazy?!
Her- Can I trust you?
Him- Yes
Her- Darling!

After Marriage..... read it last line to first!!