Topic: The Elderly Couple
barney2's photo
Fri 02/02/07 07:17 PM
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor sked, "What
can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the
doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."
And he then charged them $32.00.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an
appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave.

Finally the doctor asked, "Just what exactly are you trying to find
out?"

The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married
and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $60.00 and the Hilton charges $75.00. We do it
here for $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the
doctor's office."

greeneyedlady42's photo
Fri 02/02/07 08:24 PM
Ha ha! OMG that was too funny..
Really good one barney.

no photo
Fri 02/02/07 08:28 PM
Now, that was funny! LOL

joe1973's photo
Fri 02/02/07 08:28 PM
ouch

mixed_desire27's photo
Fri 02/02/07 08:35 PM
NOW THATS FUNNY LOL.

barney2's photo
Fri 02/02/07 10:48 PM
Ya know... it's funny how these ideas creep up only when you get a bit
older..... if we had some clue, it would have made college and workin
days so easy, not to mention a lot cheap !

But then these shrinkers only take on elderly people.. had we gone with
the same request, they might have kicked us out after the first time...

or, perhaps if we had gone to an elderly spinster, shrinker, she may
have even paid us to return again and again...

Must pass this on to the guys who find it difficult to make out !

bonbon's photo
Fri 02/02/07 11:04 PM
laugh laugh laugh

sweetcountrygirl's photo
Sat 02/03/07 09:11 AM
cutelaugh

herewego's photo
Sat 02/03/07 10:14 AM
very funny