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Topic: Holes in your socks?
batwriter79 Joined Tue 05/06/08 Posts: 64	Tue 05/06/08 04:50 AM
Ever wonder why there are always holes in your socks? It’s because your toes need to breathe sometimes. Your four small wiggling toes talk it over with your big toe. "Hey, Harry (Harry is your big toe)," the four toes say. "Could you make a hole in this stinky sock, we can’t breathe." Harry says, "You got it!" And riiiip! He slices a nice hole with his big sharp head. Then all your toes can breathe. After awhile your toes don't want to breathe anymore. Your Shoe smells bad. They ask Harry to shut the hole close, but he can't. "Hey! I am a big toe, not a wizard," he says.

Bornnaked Joined Sun 07/29/07 Posts: 2359	Tue 05/06/08 04:51 AM
Does holes in your underwear count?

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Tue 05/06/08 04:53 AM


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dodger1953 Joined Wed 03/19/08 Posts: 590	Tue 05/06/08 05:40 AM
glad i don't have that problem! walk me darlin

Sparklinblueyes08 Joined Tue 04/15/08 Posts: 260	Tue 05/06/08 05:43 AM
glad i don't have that problem! walk me darlin No holes in my socks! Good lord! So once around the block this morning Dodger or would you prefer walking down to the lake on a nice sunny morning?

Sparklinblueyes08 Joined Tue 04/15/08 Posts: 260	Tue 05/06/08 05:44 AM
Does holes in your underwear count?

dodger1953 Joined Wed 03/19/08 Posts: 590	Tue 05/06/08 05:50 AM
glad i don't have that problem! walk me darlin No holes in my socks! Good lord! So once around the block this morning Dodger or would you prefer walking down to the lake on a nice sunny morning? let me get my pole

Sparklinblueyes08 Joined Tue 04/15/08 Posts: 260	Tue 05/06/08 06:07 AM
glad i don't have that problem! walk me darlin No holes in my socks! Good lord! So once around the block this morning Dodger or would you prefer walking down to the lake on a nice sunny morning? let me get my pole No problem we can walk all the way out to the end of the pier! I can bring mine too!

Sparklinblueyes08 Joined Tue 04/15/08 Posts: 260	Tue 05/06/08 06:08 AM
Ever wonder why there are always holes in your socks? It’s because your toes need to breathe sometimes. Your four small wiggling toes talk it over with your big toe. "Hey, Harry (Harry is your big toe)," the four toes say. "Could you make a hole in this stinky sock, we can’t breathe." Harry says, "You got it!" And riiiip! He slices a nice hole with his big sharp head. Then all your toes can breathe. After awhile your toes don't want to breathe anymore. Your Shoe smells bad. They ask Harry to shut the hole close, but he can't. "Hey! I am a big toe, not a wizard," he says. By the way.... this is funny! In a good way!

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