If you watch what you say...

you won't have to worry about what you said...

From the sign,in front of a church...


food for thought...

michael

what?

Bear pokes his head into the room to eavesdrop.Yes!to tell;I'm all ears
(bear lifts paw to one ear)Then the room falls eerily quiet.Geez!

Here's one I read awhile ago, also from a church sign...

"If you think being meek is easy, try being meek for a week.."

Man, I tried, and it is very difficult!!! and oh so true!

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you
should have remained a virgin."

-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)


I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not
pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but
fine against a wall."

-- Eleanor Roosevelt


The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good
ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.

-- George Burns


By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

-- Socrates


I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

-- Groucho Marx


I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

-- Zsa Zsa Gabor


Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food
groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

-- Alex Levine

thank you for your contributions...

and another poem is born...