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| Topic: Every girl wanted a Ken doll.... | |
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Kens gay and anatomically correct. Penisless.  
That's funny....
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In person trust me .... they are ALL intimidated..
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Come on .......
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I still don't comprehend how it's a pick up line... it's not even a complete thought.
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Was my cheesy pick up line.....what's yours??
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um i dont have one
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I don't use pick up lines,
nor do I fall for them either. |
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In a club or bar, find a hottie that has a drink that has ice in it or improvise and order one yourself. Walk over to her and pull an ice cube from the glass and smash it hard as hell onto her table with the palm of your hand while staring her straight in the eyes with a serious pissed off look in your face. Then smile with a gleam in your eye as she sits astonished, and say "Now that I broke the ice, wanta dance or better yet, go back to my place?"
 Girls like a sweet tough bad @ss with a since of humor and confidence.
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I don't use pick up lines, nor do I fall for them either.  what bout trip line?
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<---comes with no pick up lines!!
 
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In a club or bar, find a hottie that has a drink that has ice in it or improvise and order one yourself. Walk over to her and pull an ice cube from the glass and smash it hard as hell onto her table with the palm of your hand while staring her straight in the eyes with a serious pissed off look in your face. Then smile with a gleam in your eye as she sits astonished, and say "Now that I broke the ice, wanta dance or better yet, go back to my place?" Girls like a sweet tough bad @ss with a since of humor and confidence.
I'd be pretty pissed at someone putting their hand in my drink. |
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Said in an english accent:
You want to get randy? If she turns me down: No need to get cheeky. On a bad night I averaged a hundred in 30 minutes, then off to another bar.
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In a club or bar, find a hottie that has a drink that has ice in it or improvise and order one yourself. Walk over to her and pull an ice cube from the glass and smash it hard as hell onto her table with the palm of your hand while staring her straight in the eyes with a serious pissed off look in your face. Then smile with a gleam in your eye as she sits astonished, and say "Now that I broke the ice, wanta dance or better yet, go back to my place?" Girls like a sweet tough bad @ss with a since of humor and confidence.
I'd be pretty pissed at someone putting their hand in my drink.
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... I did always have a thing for Alladin.
And I wouldn't to ride Darkwings Ducks bill. Bwahahahahaha!
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... I did always have a thing for Alladin. And I wouldn't to ride Darkwings Ducks bill. Bwahahahahaha!
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