A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. bag of coffee,
And 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at
her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

HOLY S H I T THATS REALLY F U C K UP MAN

LMAO...good one

That was funny as hell

good one angus...but i wonder what the ladies here would do if it really
happened to them? well ladies any answers..lol

I would tell him to put his beer goggles on

Now thats just mean but boy it is funny

hmm i used to drink......beer goggles??????????...lolol