Just another oldy but a goody.


A husky biker stopped by the local Harley shop to have his bike fixed.
They couldn't
repair it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just
walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket
and an anvil.
He also stopped by the feed store and livestock dealer and picked up a
couple of chickens and a goose.

However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to
carry all of his purchases home. While he is scratching his head he was
approached by a little old lady
who told him she was lost. she asked, can you tell me how to get to
1603 Mockingbird Lane ?"

The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird
Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this stuff."

The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket,
carry the bucket
in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your
other hand?"

" Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl
home. On the way he said "Let's take my short cut and go down this
alley. We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a
lonely widow without
a husband to defend me." "How do I know that when we get in the alley
you won't hold me up against the wall and have your way with me?"

The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil, two
chickens,
and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the
wall and
do that?"

The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put
the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

Too funny Gryphyn. You nut!!!

YOU DAME PERVE LOL

ROTFLMAO

thats very very naughty

I knew you guys would like it

Ha... Must try it sometime ! Ofcourse with somethin else !