10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may
seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny
as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which
occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member
which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

Finally,

1. Repeat No.9 !

Writen by a Man!!!

J/K barney!!
get yo drunk azz dressed before you freeze!

No really i wanna know what its
like to pee standin up

sissy you can pee standing up!! you would get it on the seat
& floor like they do!

Well.... there is the "men with a vagina" bit... if it was wrong to
release this !!!

Just to clear up any misapprehensions !