Disney has Snow White,
And her vertically challenged guys
Where our heroine is hidden away
To escape evil prying eyes
But here in Indie's Bar
Is where the story will take a twist
Disney's G Rating would be lost,
Had OUR Dwarves and Snow White kissed

So for Phoenix, Fade and Izzie;
Bad Girl, Rose, and dear Madam
They'll all share with Princess,
As the names passed around'em
There are fourteen moods in all
But only seven used at a time
Paired together as Ying and Yang
Like opposite sides of a dime

The first is universal
Where monthly symptoms are the norm
So beware of evil PMSie
Who's wrath comes at you like a storm
But when blue skies have reappeared
And the damage has been assessed
Flirty will again take the floor
Teasing, is where she's at her best

Please forgive our dwarf Owie
For she is injured and in so much pain
We hope she'll feel better soon
As the symptoms begin to wane
And when she does recover
Helply will again assist you all
Just in case you get hurt
When in life you tumble and fall

If you feel that you've just been dissed
You can thank our little Snooty
She thinks highly over herself
And she treats us all somewhat rudely
But she's not all ways like this
If you stay around for awhile
She will speak with kinder words
And melt you with her Kindly smile

Lovey will purr and snuggle
And make you feel all warm inside
She'll use her charm to lift you up
Like the ocean's rising tide
But Whiney cries the most
When everything does not go her way
She'll just sit, whine and pout
Because of what you didn't do or say

Now here's a real honey
And she's the sweetest dwarf of them all
Sweetie will come and talk to you
And in her charm you just may fall
But let me give you this warning
Cranky may be the one that's here
Her words will not be so pleasant
And you could end up baptised in beer

Now I'll introduce to you a dwarf
Who's presence should not be a surprise
Happy is here most of the time
When she's found a dress in her size
But when she can't find the shoes
Because they only come in black,
It will surely be time to take cover
For *****y will be the one storming back


Sexy is the favorite
She can attract the men like magnets
As she struts across the room
They'll revolve around her like planets
But when Horny takes over,
She will know after one kiss
He'll be the lucky one
To fill her night time with pure bliss

Iz...

I see Uniqueblonde is back...

Yeah I saw it also...

how'd you post 'nothing'???

cause I have so little to say

lmao I know that when you want it that way.. I meant.. It didn't show an edit and blank just you and an empty post...

Well I never....Ived been called alot of things but never an empty post.

I see Uniqueblonde is back...

comere I'll whisper other things in your ear...

I am all ears

Ok...screw the laundry...I got to take a cold shower. I am dieing here.