This is cute There were two nuns.. One of them was known as Sister
Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM:
Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's
logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us
in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to
do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's
not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk
faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in
one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that
way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided
to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and
is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister
Logical arrives. SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me
what happened! SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't
follow us both, so he followed me SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could
and he started to run as fast as he could. SM: And? SL: The only logical
thing happened. He reached me. SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? SL: The
only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. SM: Oh, Sister! What did
the man do? SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then? SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with
her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. And for those
of you who thought it would be dirty, Say two Hail Marys!

very funny!