Topic: Vito & Alto Soprano | |
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One day Vito The Gat goes to his 14-year-old son, Alto, and says, "Today is the day that you get your first pistola!" Alto replies, "But I don't want a gun. I want a golden watch!" Vito looks strangely at his son and says, "Wadda you want wit a watch?" Before the son can answer, Vito adds, "Picture this, you come home from a job and you find your wife in bed wit your best friend, Mario. What say you then?" "Time's up, Mario!" fires back Alto. |
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