Topic: Vito & Alto Soprano
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Sat 05/03/08 06:47 AM


One day Vito The Gat goes to his 14-year-old son, Alto, and says, "Today is the day that you get your first pistola!"

Alto replies, "But I don't want a gun. I want a golden watch!"

Vito looks strangely at his son and says, "Wadda you want wit a watch?" Before the son can answer, Vito adds, "Picture this, you come home from a job and you find your wife in bed wit your best friend, Mario. What say you then?"

"Time's up, Mario!" fires back Alto.