What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs

What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp
knife.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes

Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year,
the dog is still excited to see you

Karma,, My Dear how is it that you always seem to know that I need a
good Laugh!!!!!!

Karma, that was too cool



Now turn off the porch light.

dat **** is funny as hell

take a drink to that