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"I love you more than a cat loves it's litterbox."
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In a gay bar....."Hello, may I push in your stool?"
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come here...or I'll gut you like a fish
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you'll do
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"I love you more than a cat loves it's litterbox." 
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Per Neil Diamond.... "You're so sweet, horseflies keep hangin' 'round yer face"
 
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In a gay bar....."Hello, may I push in your stool?" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!
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LMAO ....sowwy! had to
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Edited by
DestinysDream
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Fri 05/02/08 03:56 PM
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you'll do Good one! That sounds like a line from a Psychedellic Furs song. "I've been waiting all night for someone like you But...you'll have to do. " |
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"I love you more than a cat loves it's litterbox." 
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"Your prettier than a seven pound bass caught on a black jitterbug under a full moon"
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Excuse me, You wanna go for a ride on my mustache???? YOU look like you could use one about now,lol...
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Your hot as sh!t
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"Wow, you look like my third wife!"
"Oh? How many times have you been married?" "Twice" 
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actually had a guy say this too me...
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package." |
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Yore purtier than mah bug zapper!
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I got some thing hard shiny and it has a head on it in my pocket
wanna see? It is about this time u will get slapped across the face hard, before u get the chance to reveal its just a quarter. |
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Yeah...I'd do you.
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you give me that fuzzy feelin.....like a new flannel shirt rubbin on my nipples
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That's it?
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