Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked
> with an old rancher.
>
>
> He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch
> for your water allocation."
> The old rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over
> there."
> The Water representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the
> Federal Government with me. See this card? The card means I am
> allowed
> to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions
> asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
>
>
> The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores.
> Later, the
> old rancher heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running for the
> fence and close behind was *the rancher's bull*. The bu ll was
> gaining on the Water Rep with every step.
> The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately threw
> down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....
> "Your card! Your card! Show him your card!"
>

now thats a lot of bull

LMAO! That sounds about right!