Kinky Poems!!!
hormones really suck! we all have our days of being extremely sexually frustrated. do you get hot and bothered? or are you a big slut and get more booty than toilet seat? or maybe you have a boyfriend or girlfriend who gets freaky with you daily. or maybe you're a virgin who like to dream about sex when you have better things to do. whatever the situation or if you just wanna make something up, write a naughty poem for all to read and know you're a phreak!!

a few rules and starters:

1. cursing is aloud but they change it automatically to "bunny" so you'll have to use stars in place of some letters(ex. f***, sh**, or however you want).okay? okay.

2. write about a time when you and a special someone were gettin really hot and heavy. or also you could write about when you're really horny and you want to get it on real bad but you cant. really i dont care exactly what its about just make sure its hot and real dirty.

3. same sex oriented sexual acts mentioned is allowed.

4. get kinky. whips, chains, handcuffs, oils, toys, ropes, oral, even masturbation (but please, no anal... that's just gross). you get the picture. i want something different. let your imagination go wild.

5. have fun. get down and dirty

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Well once in highschool I was getting hot and heavy with an ex in the shower in the dark. Water was pouring on us we were making out intensely and I had her leg up and had finally slipped into her and we started to get going and getting into it when the light to the bathroom flipped on. Only to hear her dad's voice. "Ash is that you?" She was like yea.and I was hiding behind her in the shower trying to line up with her body cuz the shower curtains were kinda translucent. And he yelled oops sorry I thought someone left the water running and then quickly ducked out. When he went upstairs I quickly put on my clothes and tried heading out the front door only to see her mom was heading up the steps through the window. So I took a run towards the balcony while I could here her dad coming downstairs. i must have just missied him while getting out on to her balcony. Looking down the slanted hill wondering if i should climb down or jump. When her stupid bird started sqawking. So before her parents had a chance to look at her bird on the balcony I jumped hitting the slanted hill rolling and then on to my feet running and ducking behind the building corner. Needless to say on top of all that I had a severe case of blue balls lol.