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| Topic: Piece of String---a classic | |
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A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender eyes it carefully and says suspiciously, "Say, aren't you a piece of string?" "Yes, I am. Why?" "Well, we don't serve pieces of string here. I have to ask you to leave." The piece of string leaves the bar, but he doesn't give up. He ties himself into a knot, frays his ends and goes back into the bar. Once again, the bartender looks him over and says, "You're a piece of string, aren't you?" "I'm a frayed knot." |
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I lol'd.
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