A lady was at her gynecologist's office having her annual checkup, her
legs spread and boobs hanging, when she heard the doctor talking to
himself as he examined her: "My, what a big vagina! ……... My, what a big
vagina!"

The lady obviously, to put it mildly, a bit annoyed.

Being the assertive type she spoke up immediately

"Doctor, I can't believe what I'm hearing! I think it's incredibly
unprofessional of you to say something like that.

To say such a thing once was bad enough, but twice is outrageous!"

"I'm very sorry," replied the doctor,

Please forgive me, he repeated.

But just to set the record straight, I said it only ONCE !!!!

(For those who are lost – the other one was the echo !)

So wrong. Funny, yet so wrong.

Musta been examining my ex

Uh... oh.... slip thud..... hey animallo... pull me out !!!

Thats just wrong but funny

Hey karma....was the second wrong an echo !!!

Must visit the grand canyon some time !