A blind man enters a Lesbian Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

Nah ..not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

haha..yeah thats funny love!