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Topic: Helen Keler
Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Wed 04/30/08 09:05 PM
Since when was her face burned? joke winx, sheesh I know. And you're talking about an electric iron too, right?

Single_Rob Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 8233	Wed 04/30/08 09:05 PM
Since when was her face burned? joke winx, sheesh I know. And you're talking about an electric iron too, right? no, they had them that they warmed on the wood stoves back in the day. They were made of cast iron

robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Wed 04/30/08 09:10 PM
Helen Keller never drove a car. So there. Hello legs You are ok I am with you H. K now why on earth talk of her. She never could see hear or speak but achieved a lot more than many of able bodied people here on this site including yours truly so why drag her down

Single_Rob Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 8233	Wed 04/30/08 09:11 PM
Helen Keller never drove a car. So there. Hello legs You are ok I am with you H. K now why on earth talk of her. She never could see hear or speak but achieved a lot more than many of able bodied people here on this site including yours truly so why drag her down but yet you wanted to start a name them and shame them thread about those who set criteria for who emailed them? You have selective humor?

robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Wed 04/30/08 09:13 PM
Helen Keller never drove a car. So there. Hello legs You are ok I am with you H. K now why on earth talk of her. She never could see hear or speak but achieved a lot more than many of able bodied people here on this site including yours truly so why drag her down but yet you wanted to start a name them and shame them thread about those who set criteria for who emailed them? You have selective humor? If you post it to the correct forum thy shall receive the reply Amen

yashafox_F4X1 Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 2079	Wed 04/30/08 09:14 PM
Heard it on the Funniest Joke in the World show the other day and saw a little humor in it, though, I said, OMG, of course! I read the book when I was growing up. Her teacher was a freakin genius! OK. Why didn't HK like sky diving? It made her seeing eye dog freak out!

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Wed 04/30/08 09:14 PM
Since when was her face burned? joke winx, sheesh I know. And you're talking about an electric iron too, right? no, they had them that they warmed on the wood stoves back in the day. They were made of cast iron I know that, silly. I have my grandmother's cast iron. I was messing with ya about the electric iron.

Single_Rob Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 8233	Wed 04/30/08 09:16 PM
Since when was her face burned? joke winx, sheesh I know. And you're talking about an electric iron too, right? no, they had them that they warmed on the wood stoves back in the day. They were made of cast iron I know that, silly. I have my grandmother's cast iron. I was messing with ya about the electric iron. its how my future wife will iron, and she will use my grandmothers old washboard to launder. I will make sure we have a clean creek on the property for her to take them to and beat them against the rocks

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Wed 04/30/08 09:25 PM
Since when was her face burned? joke winx, sheesh I know. And you're talking about an electric iron too, right? no, they had them that they warmed on the wood stoves back in the day. They were made of cast iron I know that, silly. I have my grandmother's cast iron. I was messing with ya about the electric iron. its how my future wife will iron, and she will use my grandmothers old washboard to launder. I will make sure we have a clean creek on the property for her to take them to and beat them against the rocks How about just using the iron for a door stop instead?

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Wed 04/30/08 09:26 PM Edited by Winx on Wed 04/30/08 09:27 PM
Helen Keller never drove a car. So there. Hello legs You are ok I am with you H. K now why on earth talk of her. She never could see hear or speak but achieved a lot more than many of able bodied people here on this site including yours truly so why drag her down Thank you, Robert. I am a fan of Helen Keller. I have read alot about her.

Waltercool Joined Mon 01/28/08 Posts: 784	Thu 05/01/08 12:37 AM
"walks in" oh **** wrong room, wow this guy is dumb! "runs out!"