The buzzword in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people
often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."


Well, here it is:


1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to
him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.


2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.
One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's
fantastic in bed."

That's Advertising.


3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in
bed."

That's Telemarketing.


4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up
to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to
straighten
his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By
the
way, I’m fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.


5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and
says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.


6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you
talk him into going home with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.


7. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

That's Tech Support.


8. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto
the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your
lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

That's Junk Mail.


9. You are at a party. A well-built man walks up to you and grabs
your ass.

That's President Clinton.


10. You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you
were offended.

That's America.

loved it catch good one!!!!!!!!!!

sounds about right to me

very funny

Thanks (L) Very Funny

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103% ?

Herein is one answer.

A little math that might prove helpful.

What really is this 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

And,

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H * T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullsh*t will put you over the top.

So guys, if you are not there, you better add some more "S--T"

Well that's all what advertising, marketing PR is all about..