anyone know any good blonde jokes

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Three girls (brunette, redhead, and blonde) go to heaven and St. Peter
is at the gate!

Brunette steps up and St. Peter asks
"Who was the first man on earth!"

The brunette replies "Adam"

"Come on in!" exclaims St. Peter

Redhead steps up and St. Peter asks
"Who was the first woman on earth!"

The brunette replies "Eve"

"Come on in!" exclaims St. Peter

Blonde steps up and St. Peter asks
"What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"

The blonde thinks for about an hour and then replies---"That's a Hard
One!!!!"

"Come on in!" exclaims St. Peter

CORRECTION: The Red Head replies "Eve"

There are no blonde jokes, they's all true stories

That include the one about the blonde Guy?

Blonde Logic

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one
blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida
or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see
Florida?????"

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it
died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She
says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

did you here about the blonde that was trying to get prgnant?

But each time she blew it

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blond for speeding and asks her very nicely if
he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to
show it to you!"
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I
get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts
back, "You are on the other side."

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her
body hurts wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee
and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she
touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she
said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The
Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at
night!"

IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was,
"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that
one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO...... ," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!!!!

if you want some more just holla !!!!

those are great morena,, keep it up!!!!!!!!

Why did the Blonde jump over the chain link fence?
She wanted to see what was on the other side.

A blonde calls the fire department to tell them her house is on fire.
The operater tells her everything will be ok. And asks her "How do we
get to your house?" The blonde replies "Duh in your big red truck."

2 blondes were out for a walk and the first blonde said "What kind of
tracks are those?"The second one says "Deer" The first one says "No
they're Moose".....












They were still arguing when the TRAIN hit them

2 blondes are sipping coffee in NY, one turns to the other and says
whats closer the moon or NJ ? the other says well duh you can see the
moon.