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It makes me feel randy. But I thought your name was Larry? Only when called before the judge. |
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CB~ My profession is very professional.
![]() Good thing those jails are made of concrete though, so it tends to be pretty cool. As well as the marble of the courthouse. It is just the in-betweening of the two that gets hot. |
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I use the spray stuff in the summer as well. I really do not like sweating at all. Grosses me right out. Totally with you there, except for when I'm exercising. Not to mention it stains your clothes. (perspiration) Let's face it, a slightly sweaty man can be hot. A slight sweaty woman, at least this one, looks like she just had sex. Not very professional. ![]() I agree. Now bring on the sweaty men! ![]() |
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CB~ My profession is very professional. ![]() Good thing those jails are made of concrete though, so it tends to be pretty cool. As well as the marble of the courthouse. It is just the in-betweening of the two that gets hot. Limeade will fix you right up when parched. |
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I use the spray stuff in the summer as well. I really do not like sweating at all. Grosses me right out. Totally with you there, except for when I'm exercising. Not to mention it stains your clothes. (perspiration) Let's face it, a slightly sweaty man can be hot. A slight sweaty woman, at least this one, looks like she just had sex. Not very professional. ![]() I agree. Now bring on the sweaty men! ![]() PRESENT |
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I carry around a lot of porn on my person. Usually, I have 6-7 dvds in my cargo pants - at the minimum. It makes me feel randy. lol I used to do that but I refuse to modernize. I looked really stupid carrying VCR tapes around. |
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Oh yes... I do love a glass of fresh cold limeade.... how about cherry limeade?
I'm going CRAZY here... watch out! ![]() |
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I have porn on 8-tracks.
The soundtrack to "Behind the Green Door" and "Deepthroat" are two of the better ones. |
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WTF
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Oh yes... I do love a glass of fresh cold limeade.... how about cherry limeade? I'm going CRAZY here... watch out! ![]() |
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I have porn on 8-tracks. The soundtrack to "Behind the Green Door" and "Deepthroat" are two of the better ones. Debbie Does Dallas has a nice one too, especially the water scene where the girl in the daisy dukes was washing the car. It sorta sounds like the ocean sound effects machines.... soothing. ![]() |
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Gum or mints...fresh breath is a priority with me.
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Oh yes... I do love a glass of fresh cold limeade.... how about cherry limeade? I'm going CRAZY here... watch out! ![]() Oh no.... you got to make it. Cherry soda and frozen limeade. Or you can use Cherry Juicy juice. Wayyyyy better! |
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I have porn on 8-tracks. The soundtrack to "Behind the Green Door" and "Deepthroat" are two of the better ones. Debbie Does Dallas has a nice one too, especially the water scene where the girl in the daisy dukes was washing the car. It sorta sounds like the ocean sound effects machines.... soothing. ![]() I went to high school with the guy who played Cabana Boy #2 in that movie. |
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I went to high school with the guy who played Cabana Boy #2 in that movie. That is a riot. Did you see the terrible re-make of The Devil in Mrs. Jones? Okay, the first one sucked too. Possibly I should not be admitting I've seen so much porn. ![]() |
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I went to high school with the guy who played Cabana Boy #2 in that movie. That is a riot. Did you see the terrible re-make of The Devil in Mrs. Jones? Okay, the first one sucked too. Possibly I should not be admitting I've seen so much porn. ![]() Mrs. Jones was my high school home economics teacher. And, yes, that you've seen these movies is totally helping me get through the day. ![]() |
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Mrs. Jones was my high school home economics teacher. And, yes, that you've seen these movies is totally helping me get through the day. ![]() I adore bananas... I need to add that I carry them with me every day for a snack. As I travel in the mornings a lot, I find they are the perfect snack to carry. Healthy, filling, phallically shaped! ![]() |
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Mrs. Jones was my high school home economics teacher. And, yes, that you've seen these movies is totally helping me get through the day. ![]() I adore bananas... I need to add that I carry them with me every day for a snack. As I travel in the mornings a lot, I find they are the perfect snack to carry. Healthy, filling, phallically shaped! ![]() CHECK PLEASE |
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mobile phone and my pain killers
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cotton candy bodyspray.its smells great and its edible
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