An Old farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on the
door and a very pretty young lady (?) dressed in a very sheer negligee
answered the door.

He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked "Would you like
to buy some peaches?"

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked "Are they as
firm as this?"

He nodded his head and said,
"yes" and a little tear ran from his eye.

Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they
nice and pink like this?"

The farmer said "yes" and another tear came from the other eye.

Then lady then pulled up the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are
they as fuzzy as this?"

He again said "yes" and broke down crying.

The lady then said, "What in the world is wrong with you?"

Drying his eyes he said, "The drought got my corn, the flood got my
cotton, and now I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches."

LMAO>

OMGS,

LMAO.........Good one

Too funny!

Really funny

LOVED IT
POET!!!!
oops sorry didn't mean to yell