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Wait... peanut butter expires? It says: "Best if used by: Jan 16 2010" [See, I'm not making this stuff up!] So I assume it gets worse after that! Probably turns into heroin or something. |
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Wait... peanut butter expires? It says: "Best if used by: Jan 16 2010" [See, I'm not making this stuff up!] So I assume it gets worse after that! Probably turns into heroin or something. I'm so glad we can count on you Lex! |
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Well, Lexy that might explain why I never let it get close to expiring. It stays in my house a very short time, so I believe it has addictive properties before it expires. If it turned into heroin you might see me outside the local discount store begging for change to buy more.
It is a shame the profile narratives can't be as good as peanut butter. |
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I pretty much answer no to all the MM's unless it's someone I've already talked to in the forums.
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I pretty much answer no to all the MM's unless it's someone I've already talked to in the forums. I have no problems answering IMs or responding to emails. However, I've found that some guys consider a reply as me being interested. |
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I pretty much answer no to all the MM's unless it's someone I've already talked to in the forums. I'm not talkin about Mutual Match. We all know how well that works. I'm talkin about the pics on your home page. If you see a pic that gets your attention and you clic into someones profile. |
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I pretty much answer no to all the MM's unless it's someone I've already talked to in the forums. I'm not talkin about Mutual Match. We all know how well that works. I'm talkin about the pics on your home page. If you see a pic that gets your attention and you clic into someones profile. Kind of the same deal. Takes more than a few pics and a couple of paragraphs to peak my interest. |
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I pretty much answer no to all the MM's unless it's someone I've already talked to in the forums. I'm not talkin about Mutual Match. We all know how well that works. I'm talkin about the pics on your home page. If you see a pic that gets your attention and you clic into someones profile. There needs to be more than just pics to get my interest. |
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I don't care about looks but if all the pics show the guy holding a beer bottle I move on
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I don't care about looks but if all the pics show the guy holding a beer bottle I move on |
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I don't care about looks but if all the pics show the guy holding a beer bottle I move on that's why I have repeatedly refused to date you, Rob. |
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I drink beer. I'm very rarely drunk though.
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I am not bashing guys who drink beer. But I don't drink, and if every pic features a bottle of Jack or a beer, I know we aren't going to have anything in common.
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I am not bashing guys who drink beer. But I don't drink, and if every pic features a bottle of Jack or a beer, I know we aren't going to have anything in common. That's cool. I'm more of a social drinker if anything. |
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Sometimes I do it just depends. I read this one , the guy had never had a job lived with his parents and was basically just looking for a suger momma. |
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Sometimes I do it just depends. I read this one , the guy had never had a job lived with his parents and was basically just looking for a suger momma. |
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I am not bashing guys who drink beer. But I don't drink, and if every pic features a bottle of Jack or a beer, I know we aren't going to have anything in common. That's cool. I'm more of a social drinker if anything. Honey you can be whatever you want to be. You have already earned my undying love. |
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I am not bashing guys who drink beer. But I don't drink, and if every pic features a bottle of Jack or a beer, I know we aren't going to have anything in common. |
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I am not bashing guys who drink beer. But I don't drink, and if every pic features a bottle of Jack or a beer, I know we aren't going to have anything in common. That's cool. I'm more of a social drinker if anything. Honey you can be whatever you want to be. You have already earned my undying love. |
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The last 2143 profiles I've read have been slightly less interesting than the expiration date on my jar of Jif peanut butter. Wait... peanut butter expires? Leave it to you Lilith to get me to laugh on a Monday |
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