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Topic: A LUCKY BREAK
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Mon 04/28/08 01:06 PM
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the sidewalk and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are yer absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the cop. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank God for that, I thought I was crippled."

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