IRISH
VIAGRA

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask
his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an
"Irish Viagra".
It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He
won't even taste it.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me
know how things went.'

It wasn't a week later when she called the
doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus
and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor"!
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee
and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!

With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying,ripped me clothes to tatters and
took me then and there passionately on the
tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor,
"Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"

"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure
as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again".

Very funny!