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Topic: Elevators And A*ses
whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Sun 04/27/08 09:32 PM
I got in my elevator just now to go to the vending machine. It beeps when you walk on. And I started thinking that you can tell how big a person's butt is by the length of time the beep goes off for. It is like we have our own a*s monitor. "Oh no the beep when off for 5 seconds today, yesterday it was only 2!"

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Single_Rob Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 8233	Sun 04/27/08 09:34 PM
I got in my elevator just now to go to the vending machine. It beeps when you walk on. And I started thinking that you can tell how big a person's butt is by the length of time the beep goes off for. It is like we have our own a*s monitor. "Oh no the beep when off for 5 seconds today, yesterday it was only 2!" it's alled a three minute disease when a persons ass leaves the elevator three minutes after they do

Enya Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 2077	Sun 04/27/08 09:34 PM


whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Sun 04/27/08 09:35 PM
I got in my elevator just now to go to the vending machine. It beeps when you walk on. And I started thinking that you can tell how big a person's butt is by the length of time the beep goes off for. It is like we have our own a*s monitor. "Oh no the beep when off for 5 seconds today, yesterday it was only 2!" it's alled a three minute disease when a persons ass leaves the elevator three minutes after they do

ltlone43 Joined Sat 04/26/08 Posts: 82	Sun 04/27/08 09:42 PM
That is funny!!! Maybe they should remove the vending machine.

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