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Topic: Priorities
ImDavid Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 1403	Sat 04/26/08 07:03 AM
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sheer nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went play golf.

Monier Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 3337	Sat 04/26/08 07:05 AM
That's awesome

9CORNERPOCKET Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 2072	Sat 04/26/08 07:05 AM


taboo365 Joined Thu 08/23/07 Posts: 2999	Sat 04/26/08 07:07 AM
It's not like she wont be there when he gets back

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Sat 04/26/08 07:09 AM


Anton_k Joined Sun 02/10/08 Posts: 32665	Sat 04/26/08 07:13 AM
Don't be mad where i've been be glad i'm here..

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Sat 04/26/08 07:21 AM
Viagra might help that problem

taboo365 Joined Thu 08/23/07 Posts: 2999	Sat 04/26/08 07:29 AM
VIIVAAAAAAA VIAGRAAAA

DemonicNightAngel Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 524	Sat 04/26/08 07:29 AM
he's SO dead when he comes home

68chevy Joined Tue 11/13/07 Posts: 6926	Sat 04/26/08 07:31 AM
That one is good. Here is one along that line: This guys wife, craving some new excitement in there love life, happened to read a magazine article that advised wives to greet there spouses wearing nothing but saran wrap when their husbands came home from work. So sure enough when her husband came home that afternoon, he opened the front door and there stood his wife striking a very seductive pose, dressed only in saran wrap. Ah, ****", he said when he saw her, "Please woman, not leftovers again."

SimplyElla Joined Wed 02/13/08 Posts: 7124	Sat 04/26/08 07:38 AM
That one is good. Here is one along that line: This guys wife, craving some new excitement in there love life, happened to read a magazine article that advised wives to greet there spouses wearing nothing but saran wrap when their husbands came home from work. So sure enough when her husband came home that afternoon, he opened the front door and there stood his wife striking a very seductive pose, dressed only in saran wrap. Ah, ****", he said when he saw her, "Please woman, not leftovers again." Bwahahhaa... awww... that is sad.... but funny!! ha ha ha

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Sat 04/26/08 07:41 AM


monkdog8888 Joined Sat 04/28/07 Posts: 783	Sat 04/26/08 07:43 AM
That one is good. Here is one along that line: This guys wife, craving some new excitement in there love life, happened to read a magazine article that advised wives to greet there spouses wearing nothing but saran wrap when their husbands came home from work. So sure enough when her husband came home that afternoon, he opened the front door and there stood his wife striking a very seductive pose, dressed only in saran wrap. Ah, ****", he said when he saw her, "Please woman, not leftovers again." Sometimes I like leftovers.

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