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Topic: Grass Sandwich
mtnguy Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 304	Sat 01/27/07 03:40 PM
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too." A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too." Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Sat 01/27/07 03:47 PM


marilyn Joined Sat 01/20/07 Posts: 789	Sat 01/27/07 04:12 PM
good one

backinthesaddle Joined Sat 09/09/06 Posts: 43	Sat 01/27/07 04:18 PM
OH MY GOD......LMAO

sillygirl Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 2114	Sat 01/27/07 05:06 PM
2 freakin funny mtnguy, keep em coming

redmange420 Joined Wed 11/15/06 Posts: 2659	Sat 01/27/07 05:08 PM
OMFG!!! That was good! Thanx for the laugh!

venusrose Joined Fri 09/15/06 Posts: 575	Sat 01/27/07 05:14 PM


Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Sat 01/27/07 06:21 PM
I like that! It was funny-LMAO

leroy01 Joined Sun 11/05/06 Posts: 1251	Sat 01/27/07 09:54 PM
HUM?

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