HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T
MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips of Meridian,
Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told
him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
which she could see from the bedroom window. George
opened the back door to go turn off the light but
saw that there were people in the shed stealing
things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone
in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said
that all patrols were busy, and that he should
simply lock his door and an officer would be along
when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up,
counted to 30, and phoned the police again. 'Hello,
I just called you a few seconds ago because there
were people stealing things from my shed.. Well, you
don't have to worry about them now because I've just
shot them.' Then he hung up. Within five minutes
three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and
caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen
said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot
them!' George said, 'I thought you said there was
nobody available!' (True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't
mess with old people!!

LOL! I hope I never need to follow his advice but stories like this definitely need to pass from generation to generation.

Brilliant

...hip hip hoorah..for old folks w/ingenuity !!!