John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day, John came home about noon and told Marsha that he had gone to a nearby city and purchased a Robot. It was no ordinary robot, but it was in fact a Lie Detector. He said it had to charge 4 or 5 hours, and then
he would show her how it worked.

At 5:30 that afternoon, Tommy, their 11 year old son, came in from school, nearly 2 hours and 15 minutes late. Both parents were understandably angry.

'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?',they asked.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,'said Tommy.

The Robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.'

'What did you watch?', asked Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments.'

The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'

'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John.

'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents, never tried to see dirty pictures much less dirty movies, told dirty jokes, nor did I misbehave.'

The robot walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right that not only knocked him out of his chair, but out the back door and half way across the patio.

When he came back inside, Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, He is your son!'

The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and literally slapped the piss out of her, not once, but three times.

hiya stranger!!!! good 2 see u!

im not stranger silky

It means I haven't seen you in a long time! How are you and your little boy doing?

Sweet!

fine thank you,he is also fine but u was absent so long time or we never meet on this site by chance

I haven't been on in a long time. I've been super busy and I have a boy friend now. I just log on to say hello to my friends every now and then. How are you doing?

i am still alone, wating for compromise hows yours job,and who is that lucky boy

He is older than I am, but he is so wonderful to me and I drive his sports car which is in his favor lol! We met through a friend and have been great friends since then. I never wanted anything serious ever again after my divorce honestly I avoided people so I wouldn't become attached. Sherman kinda came along and well I hate cupid but what do you do? Even though were seeing each other I'm still my cynical self and I drag my feet still every step. I'm just glad the man is persistant and has a ton of patience too!

good ,you have fantastic freinds for live life dont remember again about divorce but dont avoid people because they r good guide for our directions so just chill and have fun with life