An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. as soon as he had a chance,the husband turned to his voulptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and wispered "Honey,this guy has'nt seen a woman in years, just cooperate wth anything he wants, if he wants sex with you just go along with it and pretend you like it. our lives depend on it!!!
"Dear",the wife hissed,spitting out her gag,"Im so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me that he thinks your really cute!!!!

What ? threesome? I thought this site was PG rated

Hello Dave

is someone there

lmfao

this is how the joke goes:

an escaped convict breaks into a young couples home,
he ties the man to a chair and the woman to the bed, then he leans over her and kisses her neck, then leaves and goes to the bathroom.
the man says "honey, this man probably hasn't had sex in a while, do what he asks...and remember...I love you!"
so the woman replies "hon, he wasn't kissing my neck, he said that he was gay and wanted to know where the vasiline was...I told him it was in the BR...and remember, I love you!"

Oh damn!!..