There's the sad story of the poor guy who was in a terrible motorcycle accident...

When he came out from under the anaesthetic, the doctor was leaning over him anxiously.

"Son," he said, "I've got some good news and some bad news."

"Tell me the bad news first," replied the guy.

"The bad news is that your were in a very serious accident, and I'm afraid we had to amputate both your feet just above the ankle."

"Jesus," gasped the patient. "What's the good news?"

"Well," explained the doctor, "the fellow in the next bed over will give you a good price for your boots."

That's sick.