January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong
instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a
lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because
soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

lmao that was to funny

that's good izzy.lolol