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What are the worst pickup lines anyone has ever used on you At JSH ... or otherwise after the tread dies down I will post the best to vote on the worst ...
Hey babe I like the razor nubbs under your arm pits wanna dance ? 
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can I park my corective shoes under your bed tonight?
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i have a 7 inch tongue and i can breath through my ears
 no i have never used this, just came to mind lol
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On Fanbox some guy emailed me and asked if he could slide his you know between my twins...What ever happend to how are you, lets have coffee..Talk about just getting down to business!! No exchange of names nada..Geez some people!
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off the subject, but best come back line for gettin turned down from a dance . no i didnt ask you to dance, i said you look fat in those pants.!!!!!!!
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On Fanbox some guy emailed me and asked if he could slide his you know between my twins...What ever happend to how are you, lets have coffee..Talk about just getting down to business!! No exchange of names nada..Geez some people! |
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Do you believe in love at first site or do I need to walk by you again?
Are those reflective pants your wearing, cause I can see myself in them? And my personal favorite...Have you ever banged a marathon runner? Cause I finish in about 3 hours. |
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"Wanna fuvk?"..have gotten that one more than once, on here in a first e-mail..umm I am not that kinda of chick..
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"if I had a petal for everytime I thought about you... I could walk for days in my garden"
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off the subject, but best come back line for gettin turned down from a dance . no i didnt ask you to dance, i said you look fat in those pants.!!!!!!!
Knightime takes note ....
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Single_Rob
I could write a book just based on the replies I get off that site, the women are just as bad as the men! And the naked pics of women everywhere I was shocked about that..They have no rules it's insanity at it's finest! |
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one night a guy came up to me and said "Did it hurt?"
I responded, "When I fell from heaven? oh hell yeah, bruised my entire left side, wanna see? sprained my wing too.... saaaaayyy... what's your medical insurance situation, do you have good coverage? are you available for marriage? got rid of him real quick..... |
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One my friend manages to make work.. "Hey, nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?
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I have twelve inches but dont use it as a rule
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guy said this to me, needles to say I slugged him "nice tits, wanna F***?"
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Single_Rob I could write a book just based on the replies I get off that site, the women are just as bad as the men! And the naked pics of women everywhere I was shocked about that..They have no rules it's insanity at it's finest! |
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If you don't give head to strangers, then I'll have to introduce myself.
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Oh yeah, and...Hi, my name is Milk, I do a body good.
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Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. |
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(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. |
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