> A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane.
>
> After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
>
> The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."
> The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
>
> To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation
> and tasted a ham sandwich."
>
> The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
>
> A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a
> requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
>
> The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
>
> The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
>
> The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my
> faith."
>
> The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five
> minutes.
>
> Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?
>