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An all guy topic is why the hell women feel the need to chuck out our favorite sweat shirt, burn our armchair and turf all our stuff in general. Beware the toothbrush man! Don't know why they have to fill our houses with flowers n frilly crap either! psst....because we can lol So in turn we should be able to throw out atleast 10 pairs of your favorite high heels that you never wear but keep for sentimental reasons.. Burn anything with the word "ruffle" or "cover" in it. And, "guy" up any part of well anything lol |
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oh yeh said that while scratching erm th...oh just leave toilet seat up rose ...wont suspect anything then
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An all guy topic is why the hell women feel the need to chuck out our favorite sweat shirt, burn our armchair and turf all our stuff in general. Beware the toothbrush man! Don't know why they have to fill our houses with flowers n frilly crap either! psst....because we can lol So in turn we should be able to throw out atleast 10 pairs of your favorite high heels that you never wear but keep for sentimental reasons.. Burn anything with the word "ruffle" or "cover" in it. And, "guy" up any part of well anything lol I would have to agree but it takes a brave man to chuck out the shoes! That just might start a war of the roses! |
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(walking like John Wayne)....well army my man...ya could do that...unless you want problems. but this chick named yellowrose told me not all girls have a lot of shoes or into that frilly cr@p. it's your call my man (spitting on the ground)
psst...how am I doing deb???? think they notice i'm not a dude??? |
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(walking like John Wayne)....well army my man...ya could do that...unless you want problems. but this chick named yellowrose told me not all girls have a lot of shoes or into that frilly cr@p. it's your call my man (spitting on the ground) psst...how am I doing deb???? think they notice i'm not a dude??? We might not notice if you cried during old yeller! |
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(walking like John Wayne)....well army my man...ya could do that...unless you want problems. but this chick named yellowrose told me not all girls have a lot of shoes or into that frilly cr@p. it's your call my man (spitting on the ground) psst...how am I doing deb???? think they notice i'm not a dude??? LMAO your too friggin funny. Damn it. Now I kinda want some dip. No I don't I'm not drunk lol. I wonder if they'd be pissed about that at work. Hmm they said no smoking not no spitting lol. I had a little for the first time in like a year the other night while I was drinking. Not a fan of the loose stuff |
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(walking like John Wayne)....well army my man...ya could do that...unless you want problems. but this chick named yellowrose told me not all girls have a lot of shoes or into that frilly cr@p. it's your call my man (spitting on the ground) psst...how am I doing deb???? think they notice i'm not a dude??? hows me doing rose said in a whisper...ok ive got school run back later 
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lol damn. The outlook you guys have on guys scares me lol. We're not all sexist pigs lol. Some of us are decent.
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ya know dan (psst...that's you deb)...i hear the new way to a woman's heart is through bubble wrap. man I tell ya...buy her a lot of that and she's happy for hours and you can watch the game (scratching myself)
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later dude (psst toodles deb lol)...wow ...no wonder guys scratch alot...these socks are itchy
psst army...I'm not really a dude...I just play one in the movies lol |
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so if I stuff socks in my pants and stuff my hair in a hat and cuss alot...can I stay???? puleeeeeese |
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later dude (psst toodles deb lol)...wow ...no wonder guys scratch alot...these socks are itchy psst army...I'm not really a dude...I just play one in the movies lol  your so mean to me lol. It's cool though makes me laugh.
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psst tears...I glued hair on my chest from some ape to look more manly ... how do I look???? oops...wrong person to ask lol
army dude....just keepin it right and chillin with the bros (you guys say that right???? lol) |
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as for booze, I prefer a nice burbon Maker's mark by choice, mixed with a little pepsi, I'm good to go, plus beer makes you fat single malt all the way man! On the rocks of course! |
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psst tears...I glued hair on my chest from some ape to look more manly ... how do I look???? oops...wrong person to ask lol army dude....just keepin it right and chillin with the bros (you guys say that right???? lol) HAHA I've never said that in my life lol but.. Sadly I'm sure someone has lol |
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psst tears...I glued hair on my chest from some ape to look more manly ... how do I look???? oops...wrong person to ask lol army dude....just keepin it right and chillin with the bros (you guys say that right???? lol) 
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so why do you guys scratch so much???? lol and what is up with keeping the toilet seat up???? I hate falling in if I have to pee in the middle of the night
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Edited by
theotherbachelor
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Tue 04/22/08 12:56 AM
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so why do you guys scratch so much???? lol and what is up with keeping the toilet seat up???? I hate falling in if I have to pee in the middle of the night I'm not brave enough to chuck out your shoes but that will teach you to chuck out our sweatshirts won't it! LOL |
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lol hey punk....wanna throw down???? lol
actually I don't do that. I like wearing them because it smells like the guy...gives me the warm fuzzies lol. and I love roses but I don't force them on anyone. I'm a tomboy that knows when to act like a lady now put the seat down or i will super glue your butt cheeks together lol |
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lol hey punk....wanna throw down???? lol actually I don't do that. I like wearing them because it smells like the guy...gives me the warm fuzzies lol. and I love roses but I don't force them on anyone. I'm a tomboy that knows when to act like a lady now put the seat down or i will super glue your butt cheeks together lol See thats just mean! I can deal with soap on the toothbrush but super glue! I've heard that women wear our dirty work shirts when we are gone! Is that true? |
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