There was a group of people out at a bar 1 night and it was getting late, so they decided to leave. In the group was all guys but there was 1 girl (the sister of 1 of the guys). They called a taxi and so all decided to hop in but the girl said she needed to go back in the club because she left her jacket in there.



10 minutes later and the girl still hadnt come back out. The taxi fare was rolling along and the guys went inside to get her. The bouncer said that the bar was closed and wouldnt let them in. So the guys and the bouncers got in a fight. The guys beat them up and entered the bar.



They saw the girl tied up on the bar, both arms and legs. Her pants were at her ankles and she was on her back. The barman was licking the girl out. The guys were held back by the other bouncers inside.



The group of guys said they were going to call the cops on the barman. The barman said "the cops can’t do anything about it". The guy said "why not?". And the barman says "They can’t do anything because I’ve got a Liqour License"