This is a pritty sick story so not for complainers. Allright this happened a wjile back stil in high school it was a saturday night and me and some friends ent up to a party in the mountains. I arive with a case of beer only to sit down and crakc one open and then get mauled by two woman. Not trying to associate with any one much i shrugged them off and went back to drinking seconds later i her my firnds calling my name as i turned and looked those two woman were in tehre bra and panties sucking face. So i wondered over to take a stare for a bit and seen that these girls were pritty hot. So i said out loud let me get some of this and the one girl sharpy grabbed me andwent to town then asking where my ride was i told her it was over the side so we went to it and did the dirty bird and contiued my night. Sunday morning i went to the stroe in my car i caught a wiff that smelled like **** so quickly thinking i decided it was the chick pissed off i sprayed my seats and left the windows down haha it gets better. Monday moring i had 3 missed calls from the girl trying to hangout i wasnt down for that for she stunk my back seat up. Half way through the day i forgot my school book in my car so i went out to get it i opened my door and the smell about knocked me off my feet now im furious and bicthing so idecided to smell the seat to find out where its coming from and the seats werent the problem all through out the car i didnt find anything. PUZZELED i looked on the floor in the back and under neath a pretzle bag i found a dog turd with a note saying she was suppose to be mine. HAHA AND TO THIS DAY I DONT KNOW WHO PUT IT THERE AND YES I DID CALL HER BACK THAT DAY AFTER SCRUBBING MY FLOOR JUST SIMPLY SAYING MY PHONE WAS LOST.

funny sh*t....no pun intended